Lyrics

CHORUS (x2)
I wonder what happened there
She bent over, I had to stare
But all of a sudden out of nowhere
*fart* a puff of air

VERSE #1
I'm in the chair she wants to sit down on
Shame an ass like that is what she shits out of
I stand up, greet her nicely
Short skirt, I can see her whiteys

I took her by the waist from the back
Didn't wanna see her face in the place we're at
So I decided to take her back to her basement flat
Got there and faked a nap

Cause the smell she musta ate kebab
Crept out the front, I had to break the latch
Left a bit of cash to pay for that

But she's hot on my tail
She's 10 steps ahead, she's got on her veil
Sayin how she loves me and I won't find a better woman
If she means farts, then yeah, I bet I couldn't

I'm just tryna bypass
Cause I smelt better farts from my arse
Shes saying "where u going?" - why ask?
I ain't sticking around with Miss iFart

CHORUS (x2)
I wonder what happened there
She bent over, I had to stare
But all of a sudden out of nowhere
*fart* a puff of air