From the recording I Wanna Get Signed (Reissue)
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
If you don't like my sound, it's alright
I've found like five club beats in the past hour and wow
The hooks keep coming to me, they keep coming
The hooks keep coming to me
My spit is excellent, yours is excrement
Generic songs, I wanna hear less of 'em
My bars are barbaric, your bars are pars
Like grandpa in his car rapping
Don't test me, I've had a messed week
None of your back chat will interest me
Don't even think to address me
I'll have you males knocked into next week
I bless beats so don't bless me
Bless the next geek who thinks of trying to come against me
With his wack bars, he can't compete
When I'm rhyming I'm grimey like my aunty's feet
[Chorus]
I'm fly
Man I'm so freaking cool
I wanna get signed
And I'm wondering why it ain't happened yet
I'm fly
Man I'm so freaking cool
I wanna get signed
And I'm wondering why it ain't happened yet
[Verse 2]
I'm taking a stand, you should all sit down
There's no point in me coming if everybody spits now
I admit, I ain't vocally perfect
But to be honest, I'm totally worth it
Why ain't it happened?
Maybe I should quit rap and sit back and
Watch Britain's Got Talent
Wait a minute, I figured it out!
Despite the rumours, I ain't as big as my mouth
I'm fly
I ain't finished my spits, wait!
I want sixteen bars, forget a quick eight
Such a slow mission
Artists remind me of Ray Charles, the way they're coming with no vision
I got lazy with my mixtape
That's why whenever it's played, you pick out mistakes
And I missed this take
I just went back and recorded another one to make it sit straight
[Chorus]
I'm fly
Man I'm so freaking cool
I wanna get signed
And I'm wondering why it ain't happened yet
I'm fly
Man I'm so freaking cool
I wanna get signed
And I'm wondering why it ain't happened yet
[Verse 3]
I need a hype-man
Someone that can rap but not better than I can
I'm like crazy on the mic man
My grip is so tight you can't detach the thing from my right hand
If any writer wants to bite man
They get their Facebook and official website hacked
My early tracks were too sick
That's why only a quarter of my fanbase is feeling my new spits
Got kind of out of shape
But when I stepped in the gym, was feeling kind of out of place
I tried sit-ups but didn't do enough
Why do all these guys work out when they're already buff?
Being this good, it's tough!
How d'you take a pic with a fan when she's rough?
Shucks, if I don't ever get signed
I'll make music for me and act like I don't mind
[Chorus]
I'm fly
Man I'm so freaking cool
I wanna get signed
And I'm wondering why it ain't happened yet
I'm fly
Man I'm so freaking cool
I wanna get signed
And I'm wondering why it ain't happened yet