Lyrics

[Verse 1]
If you don't like my sound it's alright
I've found like five club beats in the past hour and wow
The hooks keep coming to me they keep coming
The hooks keep coming to me
My shit is excellent, yours is excrement
Lay next to lesbians and have sex with 'em
My bars are barbaric, your bars are pars
Like grandpa in his car rapping
Don't test me, I've had a messed week
None of your bullshit will interest me
Don't even think to address me
I'll have you males knocked into next week
I bless beats so don't bless me
Bless the next geek who thinks of trying to come against me
With his shit bars, he can't compete
When I'm rhyming I'm grimey like my aunty's feet

[Chorus]
I'm fly
Man I'm so fucking cool
I wanna get signed
And I'm wondering why it ain't happened yet
I'm fly
Man I'm so fucking cool
I wanna get signed
And I'm wondering why it ain't happened yet

[Verse 2]
I got a style that you can't fuck with
Yet my flow's like a virgin's cherry the way I bust it
In my past life, I must've did right
Now I'm doing wrong by coming in your custard pie
Why ain't it happened?
Maybe I should quit rap and sit back
And grab my dick and jack it
Wait a minute, I got it, I figured it out!
Despite the rumours I ain't as big as my mouth
I'm fly - I ain't finished this shit, wait!
I want sixteen bars fuck a quick eight
I'm erect and seeing as your chick's late
You can suck my thing with the big vein
All of my mixtapes were piss-takes
That's why when the shit's played
Your prick mates pick out mistakes
And I missed this take
I just went back and recorded another one to make it sit straight

[Chorus]
I'm fly
Man I'm so fucking cool
I wanna get signed
And I'm wondering why it ain't happened yet
I'm fly
Man I'm so fucking cool
I wanna get signed
And I'm wondering why it ain't happened yet

[Verse 3]
I need a hype-man
Someone that can rap but not better than I can
I'm like crazy on the mic man
My grip is so tight you can't detach the shit from my right hand
If any writer wants to bite man
They get their MySpace and official website hacked
My early tracks were too sick
That's why only a quarter of my fanbase is feeling my new shit
I'm kind of out of shape
But when I step in the gym, I'm feeling kind of out of place
I tried sit-ups but didn't do enough
Why do all these guys work out when they're already buff?
Being this good, it's tough!
How d'you take a pic with a fan when she's rough?
Fuck, if I don't ever get signed
I'll make music for me and act like I don't mind

[Chorus]
I'm fly
Man I'm so fucking cool
I wanna get signed
And I'm wondering why it ain't happened yet
I'm fly
Man I'm so fucking cool
I wanna get signed
And I'm wondering why it ain't happened yet