Lyrics

[Intro]

*Jibberish*

Alright then, okay

*More jibberish*

Oh right, sorry erm
Just a lot of people talk shit in their intros for songs so I thought I could get away with it

Blah blah blah

[Verse 1]
Okay man, it's time for me to really put this mic on
'cause emcees ain't putting the right words to the right songs
That's why SoundClick e-mailed for me to put the light on
Said I'm better than these wannabes from Brighton

But don't get me right wrong, I've heard nice flows from icons
I just think that some are too busy stuffing their dicks in Dysons
And what I want is a real emcee spitting fire
But all I'm doing is wishing these dicks retire

And if I hear one more line about "Dafty"
I'ma grab your girl while you shagging her and show her how I can be Krafty
Par-lease! I ride chicks like Harleys
One girl Carly, dug her out in a car seat

Dick bent sideways like a palm tree
Scooping the slut out until her arse bleed
It's Krafty, man the King of the Town, bringing the sound
Making your women surround with their damn g-strings in my mouth

[Chorus] x2
A lot of people say I cannot rock this
I just think that's a load of bollocks
So I'll be licking on your mothers knockers
While you can suck my fat helm and my bollocks

[Verse 2]
Tony Blair quitting? That's a load of bollocks
That new prick in charge? Can suck my bollocks
Gary Glitter in Britain? That's a load of bollocks
Shannon going missing? Now that was some bollocks

10p tax rate, what a load of bollocks
Replacing my petrol a day after I've got it
Youths getting stabbed over a wallet
Is about the only thing in Britain which isn't bollocks

Getting sick of the ridiculous way we treat each other
Our mothers, our brothers, sisters and cousins
Watch out before you spit, you might want to swallow
'cause all I'm hearing on the radio is a load of bollocks

Had a contract offer, it was a load of bollocks
Guy wanted my music, my rights and both of my bollocks
Searching for bombs when customers don't want it
For six quid an hour is a load of bollocks (it's bollocks!)

[Chorus] x2
A lot of people say I cannot rock this
I just think that's a load of bollocks
So I'll be licking on your mothers knockers
While you can suck my fat helm and my bollocks

I just think that's a load of bollocks